When you’re hosting the hap-hap-happiest Christmas and the only thing holding you together is a moose-shaped mug of eggnog, you need a crewneck as premium as your holiday spirit. Inspired by Clark Griswold’s relentless pursuit of yuletide perfection, this festive crewneck is here to guarantee the merriest meltdown of the season.
Crafted with a soft, heavyweight cotton/poly blend, this unisex fit is made fresh in the threshold of hell—a.k.a., the holiday chaos we all know and love. Whether you’re trimming the tree, fixing a “fun, old-fashioned family Christmas” dinner, or just hiding from Cousin Eddie, this crewneck has you covered (literally).
- relaxed fit, classic crewneck
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece, 9.5 oz.
- brand: comfort colors
- garment dyed for a lived-in look and feel
- professionally printed by hand
- wash cold, hang dry
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
Raise a glass (and maybe a little holiday havoc) to the most dysfunctional season of the year. Slip this on and get ready for a Christmas so merry, even the Griswolds would be impressed. 🎅 Warning: Premium eggnog not included.